DOTA里应该加入的英雄

snicker

转在自蓝蓝论坛，看了笑瓜我 A few of the missing underdogs who didnt make it... Hero 1: Michael Jackson Hero Description: MJ was taunted as one of the best agility hero yet to make an appearance in Dota Sentinel. His swift dance moves can easily dodge enemy's attack. On top of that his masking abilities allow him to be either black (at night) or white (in daytime). Hero Skills: 1. Crotch attack - Disabling attack...but works only on male hero 2. Break dance - +99% Evasion (most effective against dodging tinkers missile attack) 3. Black & White - Camouflage effects Ultimate:Moon Walk. A combination of windwalk + luna's eclipse makes u go Uh hoo!! Why this hero didn't make it: MJ tends to lose concentration when opponent players are little boys. Hero 2: Osama Bin Laden Hero Description: Osama was supposed to be the next big hit with scourge players. His experience as a top terrorist paid off when he is drafted as one of the potential intel based nuke hero. (pls note though Osama starting base intel is -1) Hero Skills: 1. Car bomb - Powerful destruction skill with superior AOE. Cheap too. 2. Terrorist Kidnap - Locks enemy hero for a period of time depending on the amount of gold ransom paid 3. Al-Jazeera - Using satellite network to broadcast enemy hero's movement Ultimate: 911 A powerful skill that summons two Boeing 747s to bring down enemy's towers Why this hero didn't make it: Osama is prone to go MIA (missing in action) whenever the action begins. Hero 3: Saddam Hussein Hero Description: A close ally of Osama and also a potential scourge hero but Saddam is all about strength. His brute force is terrifying and together with his fat stomach, he can be a good tanker. Hero Skills: 1. Human Shield - Hiding behind a wall of human shield, Saddam gets bonus armor (+10 or depending on number of ppl blocking) 2. Chemical Ali - Release poisonous gas that reduces armor and mildly stinks 3. Conceal - Ability to hide all weapons on his item list and sometimes hide himself Ultimate: WMD Weapon of mass destruction, though this is yet to be confirmed Why this hero didn't make it: Saddam is afraid of binding skills like rhasta's shackles or anything that resembles a rope. Hero 4: George Bush Hero Description: Bush comes from a long tradition of pathetic heroes (I meant patriotic heroes) and considers himself a sentinel even U.N. protested against it. Bush is more of a support hero type just like in real life he supported war on terrorism, war on Iran, war on Afghan, war on Pakistan, etc. all kind of wars. Hero Skills 1. Ally Attacks - Summon allies to help whenever in danger (condition: the ally hero must be Tony Blair) 2. War-on-Terror - Anti timestop skill specifically aimed at Dark Terror (for being so gay in late game) 3. UN Inspection - Ability to find all hidden weapons belonging / not belonging to Saddam and sometimes find Saddam himself Ultimate: Presidential Re-Election Similar to Skeleton King's reincarnation, Bush can revive himself from the dead and terrorize enemies again. (Same skill used by George Bush Snr. but cooldown is every 5 years) Why this hero didn't make it: A part of him made it actually. Think fire Bush. Hope u guys like it! [Edit: Added new heroes] Hero 5: Sammy Vel** Hero Description: Sammy is practically and undead. Having outlived all legal lifespan for human, Sammy still has the vitality of a Bollywood star, all thanks to his Magic, Incantation & Conjuring (read: MIC) Powers. Sammy is therefore classified an Intel hero. Hero Skills: 1. Raise Toll - Summon expensive Trolls to help Sammy farm for more gold. 2. Leak - Similar to mana leak but this skill is aimed at leaking enemies gold. (and sometimes leaking roof) 3. Collapse - A powerful spell that causes Building or Bridges to collapse and cause damage to enemies. Ultimate: Finger Point Unlike Lion's finger, Sammy's finger point allows him to transer all the blame (i mean damage) caused by enemy onto him to another unsuspecting hero allowing Sammy to live and fight another day. Why this hero didnt make it: Sammy is currently focused on practising all kinds of voodoo magic to help him rejuvenate his HP. (HP - Hair Problem) Hero 6: David Beckham Hero Description: Beckham is chosen to be a Dota hero, not because of his good looks, tatoos or his gay voice. The truth is, Beckham was choosen just so we get to see more of Posh Spice's boobs. Beckham's global market reach is already tempting Blizzard to consider making David Beckham endorsed Plate Mail Street Wear, Potion Cola & Tango Snacks. Hero Skills: 1. Free Kick - A swerving blast of energy with a range of 40 yards leaving the enemies defence all stunned. 2. Penalty Miss - A passive skill combining armor penalty + evasion is powerful enough to send enemy heroes running (and also send England out of Euro 04) 3. England Call Up - Beckham summons his England teamates like Lampah, Jialat & Looney to fight the enemy. Last for 90 second. Ultimate: Victoria Secret Beckham can unleash the power of Victoria Adam's singing causing enemy's ears to bleed non stop. At level 16, the rest of the Spices Girls joins in. (Think Naga's Song of Siren + Seeker's Rupture) Why this hero didnt make it: Beckham has switched from playing football with Real Madrid to playing Division 3 hockey with LA Galaxy. He is seriously considering a career change to acting in the next Hollywood blockbuster Bang it like Beckham. Hero 7: Tom Cruise Hero Description Beckham's best mate in Hollywood, Tom Cruise is one of our favourite star known for his action stunts and also the sex scenes in Eyes Wide Shut (check it out). Tom's natural ability to swing from one Hollywood chick to another makes him a perfect Agility hero. Hero Skills: 1. Mission Impossible I - Tom hides a bomb that can made to resemble any item (example a tango or a branch) amongst enemy hero's item. The fake item self destructs in 5 second unless being dropped by the enemy. So think twice when u see a divine lying on the ground. 2. Mission Impossible II- Tom has the ability to swing an invisible rope and slide into enemy's ground without being detected. (though this may result to a ban if backdoor is not allowed) If trained to perfection, Tom can be hanging from enemy's fire bush (without getting fried) and steal items from the chicken. 3. Mission Impossible III - Tom repeats the same stuff in MI: 1 and MI: 2 Ultimate: The Last Samurai In the event all of his teamates are dead and he is facing an impending gang bang, Tom performs the Harakiri and calls for a 'fast game pls' or 'remake'. Why this hero didnt make it: Being a scientologist, Tom refuse to believe in hero's skill like Zeus Tundergod's Wrath or Sven's God Strength resulting to unecessary feeding.

-stfu-

哈哈哈，很有趣！謝謝分享

junkai

想不到本国也有上榜英雄。
Raise Toll - Summon expensive Trolls to help Sammy farm for more gold.
靠trolls取得TOLL，LEAKING ROOF，BRIDGE COLLAPSE，，，BLAME TRANSFER，，，都是不久前的时事也。

不错的转帖，让这里多了一点笑意。

Z@CK

竟然有看到sammy
我满想用他的，赚钱很快

Noah_CCN

sammy vellu的skill description

Raise Toll

Build a Toll in a Area,hence every creep/hero(yes,include teammate)that pass through the toll
will automatically pay toll to the players gold amount,and units get
stunned for 3 sec,because they take some time to find coins =.=

Lvl 1 Build a toll at Mid lane,every enemy hero cross the
      toll area(300 Aoe)
      gives 50 gold,for enemy creep gives 5 gold to Sammy.
      Ally pays 50% of the price

Lvl 2 Build a toll at Mid,Top lane,every enemy hero cross the
      toll area(350 Aoe)      
      gives 51 gold,for enemy creep gives 6 gold to Sammy.
      Ally pays 50% of the price

Lvl 3 Build a toll at Mid,Top,Bottom lane,every enemy hero cross
      the toll area (400 Aoe)
      gives 52 gold,for enemy creep gives 7 gold to Sammy.
      Ally pays 50% of the price

Lvl 4 Build a toll at EVERYWHERE(include enemy fountain),
      every enemy hero cross the toll area(20000 Aoe)
      gives 5000000 gold,for enemy creep gives 10000000 gold to Sammy.
      Ally pays 200% of the price(队友比敌人要给更多toll)

New Item

Touch n Go Card(5000 Gold)
Reduced stun effect when crossing toll to 1.5 secs

Smart tag(10000 Gold)
Reduced stun effect when crossing toll to 1 secs

[ 本帖最后由 Noah_CCN 于 26-8-2007 12:51 PM 编辑 ]

Felix_123

哈哈哈...不错的转帖

可憐仔

哈哈，很搞笑.....谢谢分享

-stfu-

還 Touch n Go Card

q\=.=/p

samy v＊llu的很贴切～～ leaking roof。。。。Finger Point应该算是天灾金手指！～ MRR2还没有Collapse～

tamad3

做么不加credit card的
买了东西后可以未来还债!

q\=.=/p

原帖由 tamad3 于 26-8-2007 07:04 PM 发表
做么不加credit card的
买了东西后可以未来还债!

加在哪个hero身上？？要看适不适合滴～ 像sami的就很贴切～～ 我也想用～ MJ的doDge分分种也geng过panda和fv滴～

JaSonSoNic

笑呱我...
不懂DotA加了這些HERO會怎樣...

soulplayer

哈哈...谢谢分想...

gamemaster_kl

Ultimate: The Last Samurai
In the event all of his teamates are dead and he is facing an impending gang bang, Tom performs the Harakiri and calls for a 'fast game pls' or 'remake'.

很好的ultimate。

junkai

想看看这些HERO用SKILL的ANIMATION怎么样的。MJ DODGE，MOON WALK， BECKHAM KICK。。。

jackyyy

加了这些dota会大乱

junkai

越乱越好玩，，，越不乱越闷。

Abaddon

我也来

Hero: Mata the Polis Diraja Mal*****

Hero Description:
Mata is allied to sentinel but behave like scourge, learn all thecorruption skills from where he come from, and he also expert in escapetechnique
Primary attribute: Str
Afflition: Sentinel

Hero Skills:
1st skill
Saman or Duit Kopi
Passive skill, when Mata is standing, he will become invisible (likeshadow meld), every hero (include ally) pass by him around 1500 aoe andover a certain movement speed (overspeed, Night Stalker, Lycan andBlood will cry),must give money to whole sentinel (saman) or just pay to Mata for lowerammount (duit kopi), side effect: every 5000 gold Mata get, hismovement speed will be reduced 10 (a lot of moeny to spend, he getfatter, run slower)

lv1: hero over 360 mv speed must pay either 1000 gold to sentinel(saman) or just pay 500 gold to Mata (duit kopi), hero get stunned for2 sec (they have to take time give IC and duit kopi under their IC)

lv2: hero over 330 mv speed must pay either 2000 gold to sentinel (saman)or just pay 1000 gold to Mata (duit kopi), hero get stunned for 2 sec(they have to take time give IC and duit kopi under their IC)

lv3: hero over 300 mv speed must pay either 3000 gold to sentinel (saman)or just pay 1500 gold to Mata (duit kopi), hero get stunned for 2 sec(they have to take time give IC and duit kopi under their IC)

lv4: hero over 270 mv speed must pay either 4000 gold to sentinel(saman)or just pay 2000 gold to Mata (duit kopi), hero get stunned for 2 secAND ABOVE(Now they can argue with Mata because the duit kopi become so high,they can choose to stun 1 more sec to reduce 1 gold of duit kopi, 2 secreduce 2 gold and so on)

Skill counter: don't buy boot, buy ward to track Mata, or just don't run

2nd skill
Naked lockup
When enemy FEMALE heroes kill Mata's allies, Mata canlock them into jail, forcing them get NAKED for whole duration becauseMata want to investigate their clothes (or maybe their bodies), thelock duration depend on the beauty of female heroes (e.g. 50 sec forDeath Prophet, 3000 sec for Lina and Rylai, 0.00001 sec for Broodmother--  she oredi naked), victim can get out fromlockup instantly by paying rasuah to Mata (i mean gold) by themselvesor their allies, during lockup Mata lost mana per second (he get"high", so cosume energy), after his mana runout, his hp will bereduced per second (his heart cannot withstand anymore), and when hishp reduce to 0, Mata is dead (heart attack) and his victim can escape,and this is a CHANNELING SKILL so Mata won't be around in the fight (hehave to guard them lah)

lv1: victims and their allies must pay total 2500 gold per person torelease them, Mata lost 100 mana/sec, after that lost 200 hp/sec

lv2: victims and their allies must pay total 5000 gold per person torelease them, Mata lost 200 mana/sec, after that lost 400 hp/sec

lv3: victims and their allies must pay total 7500 gold per person torelease them, Mata lost 300 mana/sec, after that lost 600 hp/sec

lv4: victims and their allies must pay total 10000 gold per person torelease them, Mata lost 400 mana/sec, after that lost 800 hp/sec

3rd skill
Violent abuse lockup
While MALE enemy is not so lucky, when enemy MALE enemykill Mata's allies, Mata can lock them into jail, and punch and kickand do any kind of abuse on them, reduce their hp/sec, but victim willat least remain 1 hp (Mata don't dare to kill them), they or theirallies have to pay to reduce their dmg tat they receive and theduration of lock up, and this oso a CHANNELING SKILL, lockup durationlast 60 sec

lv1: 150 dmg/sec, victims and their allies must pay total 40 gold toreduce the duration and 10 dmg and so on, pay 2500 gold can instantlyget out from lockup


lv2: 300 dmg/sec, victims and their allies must pay total 80 gold toreduce the duration and 20 dmg and so on, pay 5000 gold can instantlyget out from lockup


lv3: 450 dmg/sec, victims and their allies must pay total 120 gold toreduce the duration and 30 dmg and so on, pay 7500 gold can instantlyget out from lockup


lv4: 600 dmg/sec, victims and their allies must pay total 160 gold toreduce the duration and 40 dmg and so on, pay 10000 gold can instantlyget out from lockup

ultimate
Come out Rasuah Gang
Mata call out his corrupted colleges. His colleges havesame stat, hp and mana with Mata but have a 0 dmg, they have the same 3skills with Mata (like Meepo's ulti), and when one of the college die,Mata and others don't die, but they are force to teleport to fountaininstantly (they afraid killer)
lv 1: call 100 corrupted colleges
lv 2: call 200 corrupted colleges
lv 4 call 300 corrupted colleges

the reason this hero didn't come out:
Mata is worthless in teamfight because when he want to help his alliesfrom gb, his movement speed become 1 (afraid being dead), and when herun from a teamfight leaving his teamate behind, his movement speedbecome 999 and immune to any magic, stun, net, slow, degenaura..........., therefore he is pissed of by Sentinel

kcsy1221

亏你想得出来这些点子...

splinter_cell0

hahaha
还蛮有笑点的，不过samy v＊llu应该是最强hero ,
看看他赚钱的能力