超有梗笑話｜短笑話

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[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]在三國時代，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]孫權有一名手下名叫甘興，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]甘興有天在主公的桌子上割東西，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]不小心割太大力，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]把孫權心愛的桌子割了一痕，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]孫權得知後十分生氣，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]便下令要處死甘興，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]此時周瑜想到一個妙計要拯救甘興，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]於是下令全國民眾以後割東西之前，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]要在桌上墊一張紙，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]避免把桌子割傷了，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]孫權得知後十分感動，
[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]便免了甘興的死罪。
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[backcolor=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5)]這就是全國墊紙救甘興的由來。

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