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21/12 「非常人笑话」 50&51楼更新！
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发表于 23-11-2012 10:17 AM
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霍元甲有两个儿子，大的叫大霍，小的叫小霍，
为了训练孩子从小习武，他都会让两个孩子比武，
到目前为止...
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发表于 24-11-2012 07:16 PM
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喜欢 20 楼的原创， 嗯，虽然不是很明白。是“压就沉”？还是“压住成”？ |
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发表于 24-11-2012 07:52 PM
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楼主 |
发表于 24-11-2012 07:54 PM
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还有谢谢宫城版主加分 |
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发表于 24-11-2012 09:19 PM
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圣獄之光 发表于 24-11-2012 07:52 PM 
谢谢留言赏脸
其实梗还是和「Gary Chaw-给你抄」一样哦，
哦，多么浪漫和性感的名字联想。。。.gif)
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发表于 25-11-2012 03:06 AM
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楼主 |
发表于 25-11-2012 03:39 PM
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cctvtest 发表于 25-11-2012 03:06 AM
不错下的原创
谢谢，多来捧场哦！
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发表于 26-11-2012 04:39 PM
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楼主 |
发表于 27-11-2012 05:24 PM
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谢谢！！！ |
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楼主 |
发表于 27-11-2012 05:26 PM
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一天，Laughing哥从陆地追犯追到海上，终于在海上把坏蛋抓住，
Laughing哥：「你有权保持沉默，但你所说的话都会成为呈堂证供！」（在海上都要依法办事?）
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说完后，犯人便沉没逃走了...
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楼主 |
发表于 27-11-2012 05:27 PM
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话说上次Laughing哥抓犯伤到了肩膀在家休养几天，
下午出去吃午餐要给钱时伤口微微痛，
老板见状随口问：「哪里受伤啦？」
Laughing：「肩伤...」
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老板脸顿时黑掉... |
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发表于 28-11-2012 11:33 AM
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圣獄之光 发表于 27-11-2012 05:27 PM
话说上次Laughing哥抓犯伤到了肩膀在家休养几天，
下午出去吃午餐要给钱时伤口微微痛，
@@ 肩伤 = 奸商 ..... 老板以为给人骂了
这样都可以.... 冷 ~~~~~
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楼主 |
发表于 28-11-2012 01:56 PM
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发表于 28-11-2012 03:16 PM
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发表于 28-11-2012 03:24 PM
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圣獄之光 发表于 21-11-2012 11:23 AM
问：「哪一个创作歌手爱抄袭？」
答：「曹格（抄歌）」
这个好笑
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楼主 |
发表于 4-12-2012 09:47 PM
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谢谢！新笑话在下面哦！ |
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楼主 |
发表于 4-12-2012 10:29 PM
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印度的一間學校里...
老師：「下課前，老師想問問看有哪位同學看了Life of Pi嗎？」
班上有超過半數的同學都舉了手...
老師：「有誰知道Life of Pi想要表達的是什麽嗎？」
一名同學舉手回答：「我知道！！！
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老师：「 ...请坐下...Piscine同学... 」
本帖最后由 圣獄之光 于 4-12-2012 10:39 PM 编辑
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楼主 |
发表于 5-12-2012 09:51 PM
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@宫城 其實我也不是很確定大家覺得好不好笑，
只是純粹想寫些笑話讓大家笑笑過時間，
作為論壇的一份子，
我想這也是我陰莖的責任... |
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发表于 6-12-2012 03:16 AM
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