本帖最后由 天然夜行者 于 4-9-2015 08:13 AM 编辑
Teacher asked "Female cow has 4, but only 2 on my body, you guess what is it?"
Principal stare at teacher's boobs ......
Teacher asked "You have something inside your pants but not inside my dress, you guess what is it?"
Principal face turns red .....
But he heard the student answered
Teacher asked "What object start with letter "C", end with "T", has a lot of hair on it, oval shape, has white liquid inside it?"
Principal opened his eyes wide and jerked his leg.
Principal place his hands on his chest and showed sign of relieve .....
Teacher asked "What thing required other's hand to assist, so that it can pierce inside another object.
When it pierce through, it will jerk and this is the stage when it is release itself!"
Principal face turns red again ..... = ="
Teacher continued to ask "What thing is hard when it enters, and come out soft and sticky?"
Principal looks embarrass and wanted to stop the teacher to continue asking .....
Principal slap his own forehead .....
Teacher continued to ask "There is something on my body, when it is itchy, I use my finger to dig it and I will feel shiok. Sometimes white liquid will flow out from it. What is it?"
Principal keeps panting .....
Teacher asked "There is something I have that my husband or my finger can put inside. When I feel frustrated, I will use a my hand to hold against it. Use another finger to poke inside. In and out makes my feel excited. The most memorable is when I got married and I hope me and my husband can put put inside. You guess what is it?"
Principal keeps sweating .....
Principal close his eyes, feel relieved, lean against the chair and wipe his sweat "I think you can go to Junior College as I couldn't get any of the above questions correct. You are a genius !!!"
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发表于 3-9-2015 01:33 PM
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Engineer 最多只能算是现代 “农夫”，只是分别是锄头换了键盘滑鼠而已。
发表于 3-9-2015 11:29 PM
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