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发表于 30-4-2011 08:16 PM
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我轉貼 FW email 的,英文,版主應該不會刪掉吧~
> Subject: An absolutely Brilliant Joke - so say some of us!!!
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> Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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> She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog In a trap.
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> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
> you three wishes."
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> The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
> to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
> wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!"
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> The woman Said, "That's okay."
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> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
> world.
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> The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
> your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
> will flock to".
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> The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will
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> Be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
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> So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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> The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
> world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "
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> The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
> his is mine."
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> So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!
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> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
> like to have a mild heart attack."
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> Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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> Attention female readers:
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> This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling
> good!
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> Male readers: Please scroll down.
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> The man had a heart attack ten times "milder" than his wife!!!
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> Moral of the story : Women only think they're really smart .
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> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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> PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
> show that women never listen!!!
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> You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the
> ladies who have a good sense of humour 
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