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 楼主| 发表于 8-7-2007 07:32 PM | 显示全部楼层
FreNzhIp is1 of D haRdest thiNg
2 Keep,cOz
soMewheRe
iN d middLe nEw
freNz mAy coMe
but i hoPe ü stìl
kEEp mE iN uR
heArt eVen if
soMeoNe nEw
coMes aLoNg(^_^)
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 楼主| 发表于 8-7-2007 07:38 PM | 显示全部楼层
,*¤ Y
(,") do ì
<!!> SMS ü?
,LL




carè?




              Mìss?




Lovè?




        Borèd?





Do ü noé y?












Bcoz..

ì wan say good bye lar.. Hèhè..
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 楼主| 发表于 8-7-2007 07:40 PM | 显示全部楼层
sweet candies
R
nice
2 eat
sweet words
R
easy
2 say
but,
sweet person
R hard
2 find
()""() oh my GOD!
(    ?)")'U' have
(,)"  )'found 'ME'
.t.J.J. so lucky!
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 楼主| 发表于 8-7-2007 07:41 PM | 显示全部楼层
LaUGhiNg iS a SigN of hAPpiNEsS.
pRAyiNg iS a SigN of gOod fAith.
CaRInG iS a SigN of LoVe &
chOosiNg Me aS yOur friend iS a SigN of...
EhEM,gOOd tAstE! (^_^)
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 楼主| 发表于 26-7-2007 09:46 PM | 显示全部楼层
3 monkeys
escaped from
the zoo
One was caught
watching tv
Another playing
football and the
third one





No its not u



Why do u always
think u r a
monkey?;-)
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 楼主| 发表于 26-7-2007 09:48 PM | 显示全部楼层
I hv a confesion 2 make
Ever since i 1st saw u
i've been kinda thinking of u all d time
every nite
u appear in my dreams
n i find myself screamin 'HANTU!HANTU!'
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 楼主| 发表于 26-7-2007 09:49 PM | 显示全部楼层
Two Golden rules of life:






1- (自己的名)is alwayz right.      






2- Whenever u feel (自己的名) is wrong, slap urself,& c rule number 1 again! (^@^)
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 楼主| 发表于 26-7-2007 09:50 PM | 显示全部楼层
Old frlends r gold...!

New frlends R diamond...!

If u get diamond dont forget the gold,....

    Coz...


To hold a diamond u need a base of gold..
Remember o
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发表于 29-7-2007 01:44 AM | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主分享,蛮好笑的,加油哦.
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发表于 29-7-2007 01:08 PM | 显示全部楼层
不错。。。不错。。。很好的sms
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发表于 2-8-2007 04:47 PM | 显示全部楼层

回复 #25 xiang_rain 的帖子

分享:

A young lady looking for car park lot.

She stops and asks an old man in her poor Hokkien: ah pek, wu lang park bo?

Old man pull down his pants: nah...lang par ti chi pang...


哈哈..纯粹因为好笑..希望不会列为黄色笑话
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发表于 2-8-2007 04:54 PM | 显示全部楼层
最经典的笑话:

You are a genius
Your brain is a master piece
It is divided into 2 parts: Left & Right

In the left, nothing is right
In the right, nothing is left
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 楼主| 发表于 3-8-2007 11:53 PM | 显示全部楼层

回复 #52 cutiemao 的帖子

谢谢分享
有的话再放出来给大家看
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发表于 4-8-2007 11:08 AM | 显示全部楼层
谢谢分享
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 楼主| 发表于 4-8-2007 01:55 PM | 显示全部楼层
CONGRATULATIONS! ur phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.To play, just throw your phone against the wall & arrange the pieces back.
It's fun!TRY IT!
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发表于 12-8-2007 07:19 AM | 显示全部楼层
when
you
are
alone,

When
you
are
crying,

When
you
are
upset,

When
you
are
sad,

Just
make
a
call
to
me

Because




Incoming call is free for me....hehe....
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发表于 12-8-2007 07:21 AM | 显示全部楼层
when it rains

you do not see the sun

but it's there.



Hope we can be like that

We do not see each other

But we always be there for each other
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发表于 12-8-2007 07:25 AM | 显示全部楼层
嘻嘻
再頂樓主


Testing You BLOOD



Pls Wait...


|||
33%


||||||
66%


||||||||||
100&


result: [HIV]




H: Honey
I: In
V: Veins

That why you are so SWEET
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发表于 1-3-2009 05:30 PM | 显示全部楼层
留下脚印。。。。。。。。
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发表于 25-5-2009 10:24 AM | 显示全部楼层
谢谢分享。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
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