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你是我女朋友,我不允许你~~~(这才是男人说的话 )

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发表于 28-1-2010 12:52 AM | 显示全部楼层
全部的不許, 我覺得偶爾做下無妨。。

全部照著做, 你以為自己是機器人,

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发表于 28-1-2010 01:39 AM | 显示全部楼层
好霸道!可是我喜欢.....
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发表于 28-1-2010 03:58 AM | 显示全部楼层
I allow you gargle with cool water washing, because women negative in genus, the cold water will increase overcastly
Angry, so must use the warm water!   

I do not allow you not to have a meal, people live on rice, the health is the capital of the revolution, I
Do not think of your dying in front of me!   

I do not allow you to stay up, the reason is the same as article 2, the health is the capital of the revolution,
I do not think of your dying in front of me!   

I allow you cry, have me in that you cry still, prove me to be of no use, that
Why also want me? !   

I do not allow you do physical work, have I until why is you then tired, the well-behaved one is given to me
Wipe the sweat, water falls to drink!   

I allow you late, I to belong to owl, but I think of second than whom me sleep
It has GF of a ' panda's eye '!   

It is earlier than I that I do not allow you to get up, don't make nonsense, you sleep to let you sleep, it is good to sleep fully
Stand up and eat breakfast that I cooked!   

I allow you walk outside at night alone alone, have me let you never in me
One left!   

I do not allow you to be jealous, joke, I am so single-minded, there am many if I in front of you
Cast a look at other girls, I have chopped oneself!   

I do not allow you to drink, allow you to drink, it is all right to drink few, drink too much and injure the body
!   

I do not allow you to speak the dirty word, why, just personal opinion, will influence you
The image, please do at will!   

I do not allow you to pare apples, I am afraid of the blood, so I will not let your blood be flowed out
Possibility!   

I do not allow you to injure hands, except the cheek is hands if a girl is the most beautiful
,You should cherish!   

I do not allow you to distrust me, if I promised to you, said, promise you
Everything I capital know accomplish!   

I do not allow you to pay no attention to me, you are so important in my mind, there is no your and my meeting very
Uneasy, will not torment me, OK?   

I do not allow you and me to bicker, I humour you you win, hit with the girl till now
The mouth shelf except that I humoured, if you do not don't the one that can defeat me!   

I allow you to be lonely, love and miss of me will accompany in about you constantly, have them
Accompany you, you will not feel lonely!   

I allow you rain, hold up an umbrella, though woman make of water, drench, can feel
Emit, I ache knowingly!   

I allow you to be angry, have me will be very happy in you, even it collapses, I
It wants to be amusing you first too!   

I do not allow you to be not obedient, if you ask why I embrace by force you go to the hospital
,I only answer a word: " Because you are mine! "   

I do not allow you to be frightened I, I am very timid, don't be frightened I with anything, I will hurt very much
I'm afraid!   

I do not allow you " Flee from " By me, it is 6 that I run best achievement of 50 meters.
6 seconds, only if the abnormal girl can not run, I   You are not!   

I do not allow you to hit me, don't hit, your hands will ache very much, I resist and hit very much
!   

I do not allow your shouting with me loudly, the province, does not the throat ache? Call me badly
Still loving!   

I do not allow you to cross the road alone, the present driver is very violent, I will lead you
Hands, send you safely to the opposite side!   

I do not allow you to be cowardly, you should be very intrepid, I am so not obedient, you should be in charge of
I lives!   

I do not allow you worry about petty gain or loss, make woman want watch turn on, ambition could happy
,Obedient!   

It is the happiest that I do not allow you, because have you, I am the happiest in the world
,it is you can only rank by second!  I do not allow you to remain silent, baby, we need the exchange too, even if is my folk prescription
Taxi make an apology you should say some face too: "Let's forgive you! "   

I allow you want poise need temperature, wear more, it cold to can catch a cold, no
How in charge of your wearing, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!   

I allow it reduce weight you,want firmly believe you to have nothing to do with your weight love of me no matter
What you become, I love you!   

I do not allow you to be perplexed, the little fool mustn't suspect whether I love you!   
翻译成english

I allow you go place far tell I am if so I sure a crazy one!
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发表于 28-1-2010 03:59 AM | 显示全部楼层
翻译成english
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发表于 28-1-2010 08:13 AM | 显示全部楼层
哈哈哈哈,突然想到一个。。。
我不允许你找其他男人,因为有我在,你是世界上最“性福”的。。。
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发表于 28-1-2010 09:08 AM | 显示全部楼层
全部加起来
这位就会是很好的男朋友了^^
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发表于 28-1-2010 09:47 AM | 显示全部楼层
回复 31# sweetworm


    厉害!真的翻译到完!
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发表于 28-1-2010 10:09 AM | 显示全部楼层
怎么我看了像是道明寺的在说话的语气
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发表于 28-1-2010 11:25 AM | 显示全部楼层
这个不允许,那个不允许,她会跑掉的。
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发表于 28-1-2010 11:45 AM | 显示全部楼层
回复 1# salesmen


  霸道的爱,我好感动  
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发表于 28-1-2010 12:31 PM | 显示全部楼层
如果有这么多"不允许",那就很没有自由了,虽然这些都是为了对方好,但也太霸道太大男人了吧!~
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发表于 28-1-2010 01:18 PM | 显示全部楼层
男人说了搞不好女生会觉得男生很烦人。
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发表于 28-1-2010 01:34 PM | 显示全部楼层
有些感觉很大男人主义。。。
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发表于 28-1-2010 02:09 PM | 显示全部楼层
哇。。。真的很贴心哦!但是试问有哪个男生会完全兑现以上的呢?
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发表于 28-1-2010 02:16 PM | 显示全部楼层
lam死了~~~
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发表于 28-1-2010 02:49 PM | 显示全部楼层
很多的不允许哦。。。。。
还可以做什么。。。。。。
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发表于 28-1-2010 03:21 PM | 显示全部楼层
我不允许你吃醋,开玩笑,我那么专一,我如果在你面前多
看别的女生一眼,我把自己剁了!

骗人!这个根本就不可能嘛!!!
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发表于 28-1-2010 03:58 PM | 显示全部楼层
我喜欢! 如果有酱的男友一定很棒!
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发表于 28-1-2010 04:27 PM | 显示全部楼层
很甜。。。很“温柔”的霸道~~
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发表于 28-1-2010 06:05 PM | 显示全部楼层
感觉有点恐怖,万一女的变心,男的神经起来会不会拿刀砍对方的?!现今社会好像蛮多这种案件哦!!
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