电影电视剧里头的经典名句

[san]

agent smith: hello, mr. anderson ---matrix

willy wonka: chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most. --- charlie and the chocolate factory

有一部校园喜剧accepted, 妙语如珠...
Rejection. That's what makes a college great. The exclusivity of anyuniversity is judged primarily by the amount of students it rejects.---(名校院长的歪道理)

hey! it was your idea to put "acceptance is just one click away"!
yeah, but you don't make it clickable!!!
(男主角叫朋友替他弄假大学网页, 没想到网页太逼真, 许多人报名都被入取了)

why don't you hang around and meet some guys?
no thanks, i'm not into guys, but i totally respect your lifestyle.

guys, you do know your college is S.H.I.T., right? (假大学全名south harmon insitute of technology, 简称就是S.H.I.T.)

welcome to the S.H.I.T.!!

水瓶咖啡

原帖由 [san] 于 5-8-2007 10:33 PM 发表
agent smith: hello, mr. anderson ---matrix

willy wonka: chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most. --- charlie and the chocolate factory

有一部校园喜剧accepted, 妙语如珠...
...

對唷，忘了agent smith

你就是喜歡那個S.H.I.T.....

ipipang

I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away. -forrest gump

ipipang

accepted 超赞的。真想自己开一件大学哈哈

[san]

原帖由 ipipang 于 9-8-2007 08:08 PM 发表
accepted 超赞的。真想自己开一件大学哈哈

原帖由 水瓶咖啡 于 8-8-2007 05:05 PM 发表
對唷，忘了agent smith
你就是喜歡那個S.H.I.T.....

可以在校内光明正大讲SHIT.....

忘了还有男主角老爸的话, 可能也是全天下父母的心声
Society has rules, and the 1st rule is: you go to college.
If you want a successfull life, you go to college.
If you want to be somebody, you go to college.
If you want to fit in, you go to college!

假院长的一席话也是笑挂我,
居然用"妓女与嫖客"来形容大学与学生的关系,
但是太长了, 记不完.....

mistletoe_joe

我想起“十万吨情缘”里，张家辉和他爸爸感情不好的，有一天，他爸爸说：“我这一生人最倒霉的日子就是在三十年前”
张家辉问道：“那时候发生了什么事？”
他爸爸说：“因为那时候我生了你这块叉烧”。
我当时看了觉得挺好笑的。

夏蜜兰

I M ELECTED TO LEAD, NOT READ-----SIMPSON MOVIE

pybon86

原帖由 niaokia 于 15-1-2007 08:42 PM 发表

唐僧：所以说做妖就象做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心， 就不再妖，是人妖。

好一个人妖。。。一看到这句就回想到罗家英将这句话。。笑死。。
不过总觉得好像有深一层的意思似的。。。

最近看了溏心风暴。。。
又有烟花放啊~~~`(
还有--你都没兴ge(ni dou mou heng ge）
有口也是和，没口也是禾

sarahyap_sk

原帖由 pybon86 于 10-8-2007 01:22 AM 发表


好一个人妖。。。一看到这句就回想到罗家英将这句话。。笑死。。
不过总觉得好像有深一层的意思似的。。。

最近看了溏心风暴。。。
又有烟花放啊~~~`(
还有--你都没兴ge(ni dou mou heng ge）
有口也 ...

这里不是法庭， 唔需要证据。我讲的野就是证据

欢

叶湘伦：
      不管我们能不能再见
      不管你会不会忘了我
      我祗想告诉你一个秘密
      我爱你     
                          路小雨 上

我驾车，你洗车，多有前途啊

HITMAN316

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. (Gone with the Wind)

I'll make him an offer that he can't refuse. (The Godfather)

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. (The Godfather Part II)

Just when I think I was out, they pull me back in! (The Godfather Part III)

Attica! Attica! (Dog Day Afternoon)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. (Apocalypse Now)

Say 'hello' to my little friend! (Scarface)

Game over, man! Game over! (Aliens)

You gonna need a bigger boat. (Jaws)

You talkin' to me? (Taxi Driver)

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. (The Silence of the Lambs)

A boy's best friend is his mother. (Psycho)

You can't handle the truth! (A Few Good Men)

Here, Johnny! (The Shining)

Houston, we have a problem. (Apollo 13)

Ho, ho...... (Darth Vader呼吸声)

What's up, doc? (Bugs Bunny)

我愛的人離開我

Halo , i want to paly a game (saw)

Our champion has fallen (Dota)

槟城小帅哥

原帖由 sarahyap_sk 于 18-9-2007 11:14 PM 发表



这里不是法庭， 唔需要证据。我讲的野就是证据

看整句才过瘾
我話係就係，唔駛證據！呢度唔係法庭，唔需要證據，我對眼就係證據,我睇人睇咗幾十年，邊個係人，邊個係鬼我睇得到！

JSQ

“到底是毒品可怕，还是寂寞可怕”(应该是这样）
《门徒》

samXbape

唔好再叫我杰仔!!!!:@ :@ :@
叫啊sir!!!!!:@ :@ :@

cyz84

傻强的：不做自己的事，眼睛四处看的，就是警察 ~~~~无间道

chunyuen1986

好冷。。。冻。。。－－PARA PARA SAKURA

丘比特9

绝世好bra

女人: 他和我做爱时喊着别个女人的名字!!
古天乐: 你也是咯!
女人: 哪有?
古天乐: 你死命叫喊 "大力!大力!"

carmenchang

美少女战士，替月行动，警恶惩奸