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【Cari 天使原创】Road to WM 25 (最後站著的人竟然是 !!+ 夕陽出人意表的行動)
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发表于 17-3-2009 01:07 AM
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英文+中文，正式说的话，好笑下 |
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发表于 21-3-2009 12:42 PM
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JR : wellcome back to cari Wrestling ...
we are now live at Cari !!!
now is oour main event
it will be jackigo versus Mexicools versus 流浪的小狼
versus Prosheng in a Fatal four no DQ match ...
and no count out and falls count any where ...
and the most important is , winner of this match may face angel
for the #1 contender match next week on cari ..
King : i cant wait to see this JR
4 of cari top superstar will compete in this very ring ...
(出场忽略)
比赛开始 ...
一开始 PROSHENG 将 cools 放到 turnbuckle 使出了 Shattered Dreams ...
King : Omg JR ...
what a kick to groin ！！！
JR : King , i hope he is alright ...
过后小狼跟 PROSHENG 合作 ...
对 cools 使出 3D 的 groin head butt ...
这是 punk 将 cools 刚起来要使出 GTS ...
但膝盖对准的不是 cools 的头 ...
而是对准 cools 那被包扎倒像一粒西瓜的下体 >_<
King : go to sleep , cools ...
haha ...
when is the last time that cools have be beaten so badly, JR?
JR : is last week king ...
a sledge hammer lowblow by angel ...
四人混战了一阵子
Prosheng 到台下拿了一张铁椅上台
当他要拿铁椅打 punk 的时候 ...
就在这时 ...
"dong" 了一聲
整个 arena 的灯光暗了下来 ...
JR : what happen king ???
who cuts the light off ??!!
King : i dunno wats happening JR ...
but i have a bad feeling bout this ...
在灯暗的同时台上传来了惨叫声 ...
而且还连绵不绝 ...
JR : Oh my goodness ...
wats happening at there ...
please ,somebody please go n check the lights ...
就在这时灯光亮起来了 ...
观众 : Whaaooooo ！！！
King : as i thought ...
rearly hv sumthings bad happen ...
JR : omg !!!
wats is she doin here !!!
she is not supposed to be here !!!
this is not her match ...
wat is goin on right now in cari ??!!
are the management all gone insane !!!
在灯亮之后大家所见到的画面是
天使 站在台上高举 Bared wire sledge hammer !!!
其他四人都躺在台上 ...
下体不断鲜血直流 ...
染红了整个摔跤的台 ...
CARI 摔跤就在观众的欢呼中结束 ...
敬请期待下星期 ... |
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发表于 21-3-2009 03:29 PM
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wtf。。angel不用每次都sledgehammer low blow 呱=.=
男生看了都觉得好痛呐。。。=.=
他们都杨伟汉去。。。 |
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发表于 21-3-2009 04:31 PM
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next week on Cari ...
台上站着四人
就是上 main event星期的四人 ...
Prosheng : four of us , are not agree what is happening last week
on cari ...
its UNFAIR !!!
Cools : it should be 1 of us to face angel for the #1 contender match
on this week !!!
小狼 : but is end up four of us strike by angel with a
bared wire sledge hammer lowblow !!!
punk : now , We want 夕阳 to get out here and explain !!!
and better gv us back our opporturnity ...
is not we will hv 2 run our own PLAN ！！！
这时响起了夕阳的音乐
If you smelllll what 夕阳 is cooking !!!
夕阳慢慢的走到台上 ．．．
夕阳 : Finally ....
夕阳 has come back to CARI !!!
观众 : whoa ~~~ !!!
之后夕阳瞪着台上的四人
夕阳 : how dare u all jabroni come out to 夕阳 show and not even have the class to talk well ?
台上的四人互看对方 ...
夕阳 : after 3 boring minits to listen the carp u all talk
at back stage ,夕阳 wana ask u sumthings,do u all know that
u all r wrestle,i am GM,and i run this show ?
四人均点头 ...
夕阳 : ya , so u all know what ur role is , right ??!!
四人再次点头 ...
夕阳 : well ,夕阳 says KNOW YOUR ROLE & SHUT YOUR MOUTH !!!
观众跟着夕阳说 KNOW YOUR ROLE & SHUT YOUR MOUTH !!!
四人看着观众挥手示意叫大家安静 ...
夕阳 : so what u all think that i should do ...
cools : we think that
夕阳 : IT DOES'T MATTER WHAT U ALL THINK ！！！
夕阳 says u all talk bout your own plan ??!!
well 夕阳 have some plans of his on ...
夕阳 : infront of the millions
观众 : and millionss !!!
夕阳 : 夕阳 is gonna take his size 13 boot real good
shine it up real real nice
TURN THAT SUMB*TCH SIDEWAYS!!
AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP TO YOUR CANDY ASS !!!
小狼 : wait ..
夕阳 : They are chanting 夕阳 name shut up, u son of b*tch, and listen!
观众 : 夕阳 ! 夕阳 ! 夕阳 ! 夕阳 !
夕阳 : and now what 夕阳 is going to do is lay the smack down all over your candy ass!
话一说完 夕阳 就赏了小狼一个 Rock Bottom !!!
之後 punk 跟 PROSHENG 沖過來 costline ...
但身手敏捷的 夕陽 閃掉 counter 一記 Double Rock Bottom 給 punk 跟 PROSHENG ...
就在夕陽站起來轉身的同時
cools 笨拙的向 夕陽 沖來
因為 cools 下體被包扎到像西瓜那樣所以行動上會有些不方便
夕陽直接 counter spine buster !!!
之後
观众 : 夕阳 ! 夕阳 ! 夕阳 ! 夕阳 !
夕陽 脫下了上衣對丟給了觀眾 !!!
JR : oh king ....
this the most electricfying move in the sport entertainment that i ever see !!!
it for the peoples !!!
the peoples elbow !!!
夕陽的 elbow 直接打在 cools 的下體 >_<
之後 夕陽 拿起了 mic ....
夕陽 : If u smeeeeelllll what 夕陽 is cooking !!!
觀眾跟著 : what 夕陽 is cooking !!!
whoa ~~~~!!!!
[ 本帖最后由 天使的誘惑 于 22-3-2009 01:59 AM 编辑 ] |
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发表于 21-3-2009 04:33 PM
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发表于 21-3-2009 08:48 PM
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发表于 22-3-2009 01:43 AM
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haha..好看！
很多rock的经典词都出来了~真怀念啊~ |
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发表于 22-3-2009 01:45 AM
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看了觉得很痛
可怜下，哈哈 |
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发表于 22-3-2009 01:58 AM
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发表于 22-3-2009 12:01 PM
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发表于 22-3-2009 09:57 PM
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发表于 22-3-2009 10:42 PM
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发表于 22-3-2009 11:19 PM
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发表于 23-3-2009 02:24 PM
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发表于 27-3-2009 06:17 PM
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人物出场又问题咯，我应该还在hospital吧 |
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