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threetreeting

Gathered in a large hall,
an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going 2 heaven,
b4 i could start writing mine,i heard u shouting:  EXTRA PAPER PLS!!(^0^)





If u care 4 me,
I care 4 u.         
U msg me,
I msg u.
U forget me,
I'm sorry this is where i'm different from u..
I'l kill you!!hahaha!




One day, the whole of japan prayed to god and asked 'God, when will japan win the world cup?'
God answered 'In ten years'. The whole of japan cried.
Next the korean prayed to god and asked the same thing, 'God, when will korea win the world cup?'
God said 'In 100 years'. The whole of korea cried.
Then, malaysians prayed and asked the same thing 'God, when will malaysia win the world cup?'.
This time.. GOD CRIED!!!

threetreeting

Choices:
-cofFe
-tea
-cApPucinO
-milK
-fruIt juice
-beEr
-wine
-vodka
whIch 1 wiL u share wit me?I'lL sen u d meaning after u choOse 1..






answer
coFfEe-just fren
tea-u cAre 4 mE
cApPucinO-u love me
milK-im ur sPecial perSoN
fruit juice-we'r bestfren
beEr-u hate me
wine-u like me
vodka-u 1 me..

threetreeting

It take 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that u use to write in 1 exam.Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.


SAY NO TO EXAM. TAK NAK







Friendship is a
promise made
in the heart.

Silent..


Unwritten..


Unbreakable by
distance..
Unchangeable by
time..


0nce a friend..

FoReVer A FriEnD.

threetreeting

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,
Elephant like You, should be kept in Zoo.
Dont get angry, you will find ME there too,
not in the cage, but LAUGHING at YOU...





When I dream I see u in the sky
When I eat I see u in my rice
When I pangsai I see u in my sai
Although ur face gong gong kanasai
But I still SMS u cos I cincai

threetreeting

(>-<)  hELLo!
( 'o' )  It's mE
(,)(")(")
*...*...*...*...*...*
i H?Pe
tAt
u'LL bE
H?pPy
nOt jUz
tOdAy
bUt
aLwAys..
.-""-.
( 'o',)_
tAke cAre..
GoOd day..  (",)





FRìENDS
R
LìK&Eacute;
MìRR&Ouml;RS...

TH&Eacute;Y R O&Uuml;R
R&Eacute;FL&Eacute;CTì&Ouml;N!


(>*<)
(  ,"o
(,(")(")

(>*<)   <).". (>
(  ,"o   (oo)  )
(,(")(")(")("),)

AiyΛ, h&ouml;w c&ouml;me ü l&ouml;&ouml;k like that?

threetreeting

Lovely Msg 4 lovely Person frm lovely fren 4 a lovely Reason at a lovely Time frm a lovely mind  in a lovely Mood in a lovely style.




""()  ()'''''()
(   ."o o",   )
i just wanna give a big SMILE..
()""()"()
(   ?)?  ) for a person
i dont get to see everyday..but i CARE everytime..





Do u know why bra makers measure cup size by "A B C D E F?" A-Almost gone, B-Barely noticeable, C-Comfortable, D- Damn good, E-Extremely big, F-Fake .

threetreeting

这两个是马来文的。。

Awk rasa,sy COMEL tak?

sila tandakan(x)

(  )comel sgt
(  )biasa
(  )perasan

(x)comel sgt
(  )biasa
(  )perasan

eh..terima kasihlh..sesusah jer jawab;-)







I suka kt U,

I tpikat bla tgk U senyum,

rasanya I dh jth hati kt U la..

I dh bincang dgn m0ther I,

Dia dh setuju dh..

U cmna?

Setuju x jadi org gaji kami?

threetreeting

Remember when
u need a f*ck



I will always b
there 4 U




bcos
f*ck stands 4
"Friendship U
Can Keep"


   So promise ME



   We Will f*ck
      Forever!!!









O".".'O
(  (T) ),*":
(,("')("')    II

O".".'O
(  (T) ),   *
(,("')("')    II

.*;.:#:.;*.
#! Boom!#
.*;.:￥:.;*.

O'+"+'O
(*(T)*)"
(,(#)(#)
H?PpY BIRthDày

threetreeting

If there is
one thing
in my
life

l would
not regret


choosing
YOU...

()"'¤()_¤_()
(  ,'o')( 'o', )
((_ (,)(,)__))__
and make ü be my

   
     -FREN-

threetreeting

I want 2 Share EVERYTHING with U.

Ur SADNESS..



Ur HAPPY MOMENTS..


Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY..









Let"s START with







Your BANK ACCOUNT...

threetreeting

I look
at
the §tars,



the §tars are
beautiful...




I look
at
u...
i...

i...


i...



i...

i...

i...

i...

i...


I'd better look at the stars again...

threetreeting

这些是朋友自己写的。。。。

Mundar-mandir di sana-sini,
Memikirkan cara untuk mengcantikkan diri;
Namun harapan XXX(名字）tidak berguna sama sekali,
Sebab berbadan tong bermuka PIGGY!!






Setelah sekian lama aku mencari,
Akhirnya terjumpa gadis yang comel bestari;
Iaitu XXX（名字）yang bagaikan bidadari,
Berbadan gajah berkepala Piggy!!






Dari langit sehingga ke Bumi,
Akhirnya dapat kucari;
Seorang rakan yang senang dibuli,
Iaitu cik XXX（名字） yang bermuka Piggy!!
<(^0^)>





Seekor BABI berlari-lari,
Dilanggar lori terus mati;
Nasib baik bukan XXX（名字） yang kukenali,
Jika tidak,aku gelak ketawa setiap hari..

threetreeting

Wat happend 2 ur hp?!?  
i tried 2 call u but de operator say "WELCOME 2 DE PIG DEPARTMENT, the piggy u try 2call is havin her lunch! Pls try again later.TQ"

threetreeting

HHHH'),() Let me
HHHH ? )  peep
HHHH ,")  at
HHHHtJ    u...
to see if you
are still cute...
Oh! Thank goodness nothing's changed...
U still looks like a
PIG...

maggieT

顶顶顶!!! 好可爱的sms!

threetreeting

终于有人顶一下了

鬼胆小

路过
顶两下下

threetreeting

:#: ? FRìéND
   ll   ìs likè
( o )  a
(  _  ) guìtar...
y@ü havè
t@
kéép tünìng
@ncé in a whìlé...
t@ kéép thè
mél@dy @f
frìéndshìp
alìve!

[ 本帖最后由 threetreeting 于 25-3-2007 07:43 PM 编辑 ]

andylow4421

太好了，谢谢分享！

threetreeting

To
love
without
condition,

to
talk
without
intention,

to
give
without
reason and

to
care
without
expectation

is the
heart
of true

FRIEND!!!
Take care..