哇哈哈哈，中式英文！！绝对比马式英文强大！！

yingchin

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China .

Now, here goes..


The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and room-service in China ......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh.... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No?  Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan
sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...


Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,
we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"





Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......
and you do, don't you!

不知有没有人发过这篇在这边呢？ 如果有的话就请楼主删掉吧。 谢谢

yingchin

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deadlyd3vil

好难明白

w3i

haha楼主好厉害咯！！！

chxxangie

真是佩服那客人可以了解那个Roon sirbees在说什么。。。

jerrylhl

中国人的英语没那么烂吧？！哈哈

yingchin

回复 6# jerrylhl


   上次我去上海南京路的星巴克（由于习惯用英语来点食物的关系）就用英语来告诉他们要点什么结果最后也是用中文了
如果你去中国的乡下保证很多人更不会英语，导游告诉我们有时那些人连圣诞节都不知是什么

kyoko-chan

给我早就换别的人过来了 =。=

憂鬱晴風

还是不明白TANJOOBERRYMUTTS是什么意识= ="

北极星公主

还是不明白TANJOOBERRYMUTTS是什么意识= ="
憂鬱晴風 发表于 2010-6-9 20:12

    我猜应该是thank you very much...

大地之子G.O.B

有谁可以翻译下啊

葛蕾鸶公主

这个很好笑，好笑！！！
我觉得那个Guest 超厉害的。 他竟然能和他沟通! 希望他有吃到他要吃的。

ahbee_lee

絕對傻眼. 遇到這個 room-service 應該會吐血..

kuangpeir86

thank you very much~~~
哈哈哈哈，炸倒。。。

boonshiong

好深奥，他们的英文真好。。。

FrozerLaxegon

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China .

Now, here goes..


The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and room-service in China ......

Room Service : "Morning, Room Service."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: "Right, Room Service...morning! You Wish To Order Something?"

Guest: "Uh.... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "How You Like Them?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "How You Like Them...?!?! Fried, Boiled, Poached?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "How You Like The Bacon? Crisp?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Okay. And Some Toast?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "And Toast. You Like Some Toast?"

Guest: "I... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No?  You Don't Wan't Some Toes"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan
sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toast!Toast!...Why You Don't Wan't Toast? How About English Muffin With butter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "With Butter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "What?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Coffee?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Coffee...tea..meal?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minute. Scramble eggs, crisp bacon , English Muffin,
With Butter On Side And Coffee ... Right ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Thank You Very Much"

Guest: "You're welcome"





Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......
and you do, don't you!

Translation By Frozer Laxegon

sangdrop

那個鬼佬肯定下定決心：我要學中文~~！！！！

pityboi

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,
we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

我觉得那个Guest因该不懂roomservice在讲什么。。

colajing

真利害的英文，我看到都傻眼了

mwu

TOES ?!?!?!?! 哈哈哈哈，这篇害我笑到半条命，好像在讲法国话这样